Tuesday, April 14, 2009

movin' shop

Good News:
That's Beijing is moving locations! because damned if we aren't all about to start an armed uprising over the ghastly commute we daily suffer! Southwest Beijing Businesses Housed in Governmental Regulatory Agency Office Park Buildings reprasent!

Better News:
We're moving into a hotel! owned by Zhong Dian Media, the shady media company holding some kind of stake in the current retarded stewardship of That's Beijing. And it's right next to the subway!

Awesome News:
The name of the new place is the Rich Hotel! Awesome! We're going to be Rich!


Older Man: This has bad idea written all over it.
Young Girl: I am frustrated with my work to point of insanity.
Young Man: We now sleep where we work! My parents will be over-joyed!

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